Tuesday, December 18, 2007

An update on Mason Edwardo Bates


Oh, how our little boy Mason has just grown like a weed this year (dandelion of course, its our favorite within the weed family). As you can see Mason has once again been busy with his modeling. This year he was able to make enormous progress in his male modeling career as he was placed on page 15 of the ShopKo after Thanksgiving ad. Unfortunately, it was next to the women’s "intimate apparel" advertisement SO… I don't think the attention was on his big eyes. Mason is hoping to strike it big by becoming the newest spokes model for Alberto’s 24 hour drive-thru Mexican food. Here is Mason’s advice for the world and lessons learned this wonderful year:

“I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.”

“At the Mason E. Bates Center For Children Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too, we teach you that there's more to life than being really, really good looking.”

“What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building? I don't wanna hear your excuses! The building has to be at least... three times bigger than this!”

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